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My wife asked me why I purchased a painting of myself sprawled on the ground, covered in blood

456 upvotes • IamHowardMoxley

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With my sister’s arm in my hand, I kept hitting her with it and saying, “Why are you hitting yourself? Why are you hitting yourself?”

456 upvotes • [deleted]

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I stared at the bacterium through the microscope working away, and thought "such simple creatures, they have no idea I'm going to wipe them out tomorrow when my experiment ends"

456 upvotes • thatusernameisart

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After hours of hectic digging, I asked "Okay Mike, where is the corpse?"

456 upvotes • sasidhar94

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Clyde and me drank some beers on the back porch when he noticed my dog's paws were scratching out a line of morse code as she slept, over and over.

456 upvotes • PoorGeno

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My eyes widened as I answered the call and talked to my daughter who went missing two weeks ago

456 upvotes • Severed-Hands

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My mother-in-law was murdered last night and my wife is a prime suspect.

456 upvotes • onetiredbat

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I woke up scared when the amber alert went off on my phone.

456 upvotes • WisconsinKid404

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She was gorgeous with laughing blue eyes, golden-yellow hair, and a perfect smile, so it came as no surprise that after our prom, she sought fame while I became a highway-patrolman.

456 upvotes • [deleted]

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Through our blood sweat and tears the bunker was finally up and running.

456 upvotes • Darkcasfire

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My wife asked me why I purchased a painting of myself sprawled on the ground, covered in blood	456	IamHowardMoxley
With my sister’s arm in my hand, I kept hitting her with it and saying, “Why are you hitting yourself? Why are you hitting yourself?”	456	[deleted]
I stared at the bacterium through the microscope working away, and thought "such simple creatures, they have no idea I'm going to wipe them out tomorrow when my experiment ends"	456	thatusernameisart
After hours of hectic digging, I asked "Okay Mike, where is the corpse?"	456	sasidhar94
Clyde and me drank some beers on the back porch when he noticed my dog's paws were scratching out a line of morse code as she slept, over and over.	456	PoorGeno
My eyes widened as I answered the call and talked to my daughter who went missing two weeks ago	456	Severed-Hands
My mother-in-law was murdered last night and my wife is a prime suspect.	456	onetiredbat
I woke up scared when the amber alert went off on my phone.	456	WisconsinKid404
She was gorgeous with laughing blue eyes, golden-yellow hair, and a perfect smile, so it came as no surprise that after our prom, she sought fame while I became a highway-patrolman.	456	[deleted]
Through our blood sweat and tears the bunker was finally up and running.	456	Darkcasfire