/r/TwoSentenceHorror

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The voices in my head that have hounded me for years to kill my family, finally stopped.

429 upvotes • pokey_bum_wannk

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She was such a sight to behold, in her long white dress and veil, slowly coming down the aisle towards me.

429 upvotes • darknessofagoddess

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As I tucked my daughter into bed, she looked at me with uncertainty and uttered: “Mommy, thank you for your sacrifice.”

428 upvotes • B64Smith

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The elevator had an extra button today that was blank so I pressed it out of curiosity.

428 upvotes • SexBadgersaurus

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The thing with toothpaste is that no matter how hard you try you can never squeeze it back in the tube, and all attempting to do so accomplishes, is making a big sticky mess.

428 upvotes • Carter_Hobson

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I shook my head and told him I can't come swimming.

428 upvotes • Doc_Spock_The_Rock

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The grocery store employee told me they didn't have my item in stock, so I decided to start a new life in a different country.

428 upvotes • a-little-less-des

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While being strapped into the electric chair I was asked if I had any requests before they executed me.

428 upvotes • FirstChAoS

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I adopted an orphan today.

428 upvotes • vExodiac

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“S-sorry Mario, the Princess is in another castle...”

428 upvotes • Arualiaa

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The voices in my head that have hounded me for years to kill my family, finally stopped.	429	pokey_bum_wannk
She was such a sight to behold, in her long white dress and veil, slowly coming down the aisle towards me.	429	darknessofagoddess
As I tucked my daughter into bed, she looked at me with uncertainty and uttered: “Mommy, thank you for your sacrifice.”	428	B64Smith
The elevator had an extra button today that was blank so I pressed it out of curiosity.	428	SexBadgersaurus
The thing with toothpaste is that no matter how hard you try you can never squeeze it back in the tube, and all attempting to do so accomplishes, is making a big sticky mess.	428	Carter_Hobson
I shook my head and told him I can't come swimming.	428	Doc_Spock_The_Rock
The grocery store employee told me they didn't have my item in stock, so I decided to start a new life in a different country.	428	a-little-less-des
While being strapped into the electric chair I was asked if I had any requests before they executed me.	428	FirstChAoS
I adopted an orphan today.	428	vExodiac
“S-sorry Mario, the Princess is in another castle...”	428	Arualiaa