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If you can read this I promise you're not crazy

366 upvotes • SickSwan

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I got 4 new followers this evening

366 upvotes • AntpoisonX

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As I was sifting through the local newspaper, I was surprised to see my name on one of the pages.

366 upvotes • ToReachAtaraxia

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As i was sleeping, i gently turned to the side trying to readjust myself into a more confortable position.

366 upvotes • O__Mestre

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I remember watching the blue ocean, the yellow butterfly, the bright stars, and my family's happy faces.

366 upvotes • its_Tokyo4

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5,600 years into my agonizing life sentence, I found a penny in the cafeteria.

366 upvotes • deadpaan7391

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I hate myself for learning Morse code.

366 upvotes • Lost_Base_lizzards

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"Dad, you need to run now—it's been an honor and I hope I was a good—."

366 upvotes • notstormblessed

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I got super happy seeing that mommy didn't clean up the icing sugar.

366 upvotes • Annikin-Pannikin

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When I was a child, my mother would scold me and told me to shut my mouth when my father was beating me because there’s no sense in adding fuel to the fire.

366 upvotes • therealdocturner

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
If you can read this I promise you're not crazy	366	SickSwan
I got 4 new followers this evening	366	AntpoisonX
As I was sifting through the local newspaper, I was surprised to see my name on one of the pages.	366	ToReachAtaraxia
As i was sleeping, i gently turned to the side trying to readjust myself into a more confortable position.	366	O__Mestre
I remember watching the blue ocean, the yellow butterfly, the bright stars, and my family's happy faces.	366	its_Tokyo4
5,600 years into my agonizing life sentence, I found a penny in the cafeteria.	366	deadpaan7391
I hate myself for learning Morse code.	366	Lost_Base_lizzards
"Dad, you need to run now—it's been an honor and I hope I was a good—."	366	notstormblessed
I got super happy seeing that mommy didn't clean up the icing sugar.	366	Annikin-Pannikin
When I was a child, my mother would scold me and told me to shut my mouth when my father was beating me because there’s no sense in adding fuel to the fire.	366	therealdocturner