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My 4-year old son said he wished that people didn't have to knock.

329 upvotes • FunkySplashMonkey

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329 upvotes • [deleted]

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"Did I draw this correctly?" My son asked.

329 upvotes • hoover0623

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“Daddy is really busy right now so unless it’s really important please don’t bother me.”

329 upvotes • Tailsandtails

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To test out my time machine, I decided to travel an hour into the future.

329 upvotes • BarrytheNPC

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My sharp teeth grind together as I pull her into the closet and cover her mouth.

328 upvotes • MrPanix

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‘Time is up!’ I put down my pen smugly as the hall is filled with frustrated sighs of the underprepared.

328 upvotes • poarqie

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“I thought you were going to take me to a hotel room and cut out my kidney for the black market,” he joked as we head to my hotel room.

328 upvotes • stickfigurescalamity

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Listen very carefully, he is coming and there’s only one way to stop him

328 upvotes • CheeseWaffleYT

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I'm lying in the hospital, while my wife sits next to me.

328 upvotes • Umb3rus

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My 4-year old son said he wished that people didn't have to knock.	329	FunkySplashMonkey
[deleted by user]	329	[deleted]
"Did I draw this correctly?" My son asked.	329	hoover0623
“Daddy is really busy right now so unless it’s really important please don’t bother me.”	329	Tailsandtails
To test out my time machine, I decided to travel an hour into the future.	329	BarrytheNPC
My sharp teeth grind together as I pull her into the closet and cover her mouth.	328	MrPanix
‘Time is up!’ I put down my pen smugly as the hall is filled with frustrated sighs of the underprepared.	328	poarqie
“I thought you were going to take me to a hotel room and cut out my kidney for the black market,” he joked as we head to my hotel room.	328	stickfigurescalamity
Listen very carefully, he is coming and there’s only one way to stop him	328	CheeseWaffleYT
I'm lying in the hospital, while my wife sits next to me.	328	Umb3rus