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Only show posts with narrations

I told the devil he could have all of my future children in exchange for never ending wealth.

327 upvotes • wthcookie

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After finding a genie, I thought I'd be generous and wished for everyone's deepest desires to come true.

326 upvotes • SkittishReflections

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With tears in my eyes and a heavy heart, I decided to pull the plug.

326 upvotes • PlumbersCleavage

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They never let me divide a group to form teams for our games, insisting that I couldn't count.

326 upvotes • Death_Talker

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Oh no

326 upvotes • Deamo22790

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"Did you say this was a scented candle?" asked my wife, bending to sniff it.

326 upvotes • incredibleinkpen

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"Please, God, let things get better" the man prayed aloud at the edge of the building's roof.

326 upvotes • __poser

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The speech at the funeral was so moving, he couldn't stop the tears falling down his cheeks.

326 upvotes • Beesechurger88

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I couldn't understand why my girlfriend was staring so longingly at the tennis ball I'd found for her dog.

326 upvotes • Arskov

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Me and my wife have been getting problems with our memory recently, making our large house seem like a labyrinth at times.

326 upvotes • Mr-Lampshade

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I told the devil he could have all of my future children in exchange for never ending wealth.	327	wthcookie
After finding a genie, I thought I'd be generous and wished for everyone's deepest desires to come true.	326	SkittishReflections
With tears in my eyes and a heavy heart, I decided to pull the plug.	326	PlumbersCleavage
They never let me divide a group to form teams for our games, insisting that I couldn't count.	326	Death_Talker
Oh no	326	Deamo22790
"Did you say this was a scented candle?" asked my wife, bending to sniff it.	326	incredibleinkpen
"Please, God, let things get better" the man prayed aloud at the edge of the building's roof.	326	__poser
The speech at the funeral was so moving, he couldn't stop the tears falling down his cheeks.	326	Beesechurger88
I couldn't understand why my girlfriend was staring so longingly at the tennis ball I'd found for her dog.	326	Arskov
Me and my wife have been getting problems with our memory recently, making our large house seem like a labyrinth at times.	326	Mr-Lampshade