/r/TwoSentenceHorror

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It had been so long since anyone had seen a fish that we'd simply forgotten about warning the kids not to eat them.

325 upvotes • Ben0ut

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I tell scary stories to kids during bonfire night at the summer camp I work at as a camp counselor.

325 upvotes • GrantGorewood

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My wife kept telling my my sleep apnea would cause me to suffocate in my sleep.

325 upvotes • MechTechOS

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“Sir I am pleased to inform you of yet another quarter of record profits” announced the Android to the withered old man taking in the scenery.

325 upvotes • Bl00dAngel22

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"The red luminescent mass on his nose is caused by a highly infectious and deadly strain of cordyceps fungus," the veternarian said.

325 upvotes • Old_Lady_In_Titanic

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I sent my time machine about fifteen years into the future.

324 upvotes • softest-paw

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After so many years, Dad will return from the army.

324 upvotes • Geninue_NiceGuy

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I thought she was on her period.

324 upvotes • Famelichild

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I pissed on a water spider

324 upvotes • Oreo1123

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“Fuck this,” he said, turning away from the playground in disgust, “I’m not a killer.”

324 upvotes • mydadsnameisharold

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
It had been so long since anyone had seen a fish that we'd simply forgotten about warning the kids not to eat them.	325	Ben0ut
I tell scary stories to kids during bonfire night at the summer camp I work at as a camp counselor.	325	GrantGorewood
My wife kept telling my my sleep apnea would cause me to suffocate in my sleep.	325	MechTechOS
“Sir I am pleased to inform you of yet another quarter of record profits” announced the Android to the withered old man taking in the scenery.	325	Bl00dAngel22
"The red luminescent mass on his nose is caused by a highly infectious and deadly strain of cordyceps fungus," the veternarian said.	325	Old_Lady_In_Titanic
I sent my time machine about fifteen years into the future.	324	softest-paw
After so many years, Dad will return from the army.	324	Geninue_NiceGuy
I thought she was on her period.	324	Famelichild
I pissed on a water spider	324	Oreo1123
“Fuck this,” he said, turning away from the playground in disgust, “I’m not a killer.”	324	mydadsnameisharold