/r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Only show posts with narrations

"I sold my car and house to pay your $500,000 ransom, now please let me speak to my wife!"

7033 upvotes • WrySky

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I broke the rule that says you shouldn't follow the voices in the forest

7031 upvotes • MamaLlama1011

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I HAVE FIGURED OUT HOW KARMA IS CALCULATED!!!!!

7026 upvotes • epftw11

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My wife just opened the car door for me.

7025 upvotes • ButtLicker6969420

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"Watch me fly, Daddy!" my son yelled from the top of the jungle gym; his bedsheet cape fluttering in the wind like a true superhero.

7023 upvotes • From_Strange_Seeds

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Though I managed to keep my unsettled stomach down during the flight home from South America, as soon as I got out of the airport, I threw up…

7023 upvotes • FireProps

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My dog is incredibly quick to learn new tricks.

7019 upvotes • Factory_2307

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On the day of first contact people screamed as they took the children away.

7018 upvotes • BenG1984

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Breakthroughs in neuroscience have lead to a revolution in our prison system.

7018 upvotes • shoutsfrombothsides

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I tried making a deal with a demon.

7012 upvotes • _Scoru

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"I sold my car and house to pay your $500,000 ransom, now please let me speak to my wife!"	7033	WrySky
I broke the rule that says you shouldn't follow the voices in the forest	7031	MamaLlama1011
I HAVE FIGURED OUT HOW KARMA IS CALCULATED!!!!!	7026	epftw11
My wife just opened the car door for me.	7025	ButtLicker6969420
"Watch me fly, Daddy!" my son yelled from the top of the jungle gym; his bedsheet cape fluttering in the wind like a true superhero.	7023	From_Strange_Seeds
Though I managed to keep my unsettled stomach down during the flight home from South America, as soon as I got out of the airport, I threw up…	7023	FireProps
My dog is incredibly quick to learn new tricks.	7019	Factory_2307
On the day of first contact people screamed as they took the children away.	7018	BenG1984
Breakthroughs in neuroscience have lead to a revolution in our prison system.	7018	shoutsfrombothsides
I tried making a deal with a demon.	7012	_Scoru