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My wife’s FitBit told her she logged extra steps the other day.

303 upvotes • [deleted]

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I thought the strange, shadowy figure in my room at night was the dirty pile of clothes sitting on my chair.

303 upvotes • owlbabe

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When the famine began we joked that people would start eating each other by the end of the year.

303 upvotes • slydriftwood

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Being away from my dad is so hard these days, especially now that he’s being imprisoned as a serial killer.

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My flight or fight response kicked in as I slammed the panic room door, trapping my wife outside.

303 upvotes • Xhankx09

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I heard cats will eat their owners if the owner dies.

303 upvotes • MaticBlox

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My wife rolled her eyes as I walked into the room and smiled at her with a little wave.

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At first we thought cats being scared of cucumbers was funny and cute.

303 upvotes • cthulhuwithautism

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They all laughed when my friend Rob tripped and dropped his bag, assholes.

303 upvotes • DarkLegendsNeverDie

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As I jumped off the bridge and was about to end my suffering.

303 upvotes • zakloutas

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My wife’s FitBit told her she logged extra steps the other day.	303	[deleted]
I thought the strange, shadowy figure in my room at night was the dirty pile of clothes sitting on my chair.	303	owlbabe
When the famine began we joked that people would start eating each other by the end of the year.	303	slydriftwood
Being away from my dad is so hard these days, especially now that he’s being imprisoned as a serial killer.	303	[deleted]
My flight or fight response kicked in as I slammed the panic room door, trapping my wife outside.	303	Xhankx09
I heard cats will eat their owners if the owner dies.	303	MaticBlox
My wife rolled her eyes as I walked into the room and smiled at her with a little wave.	303	[deleted]
At first we thought cats being scared of cucumbers was funny and cute.	303	cthulhuwithautism
They all laughed when my friend Rob tripped and dropped his bag, assholes.	303	DarkLegendsNeverDie
As I jumped off the bridge and was about to end my suffering.	303	zakloutas