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I scream and cry while the strange people pull my clothes off me against my will.

302 upvotes • uxbnkuribo
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I just adopted a little girl because my wife was infertile.

302 upvotes • MasterDillPickle
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My cheating ex boyfriend is into BDSM and said maybe he’d have a reason to stay if I heated things up in the bedroom and I agreed.

302 upvotes • NYCaliGal
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Want to know why I broke up with him?

302 upvotes • [deleted]
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My dad said I could have a new little brother.

302 upvotes • 86-Everything
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I hate hearing the sound of my own voice.

302 upvotes • SomeNoteToMyself
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Turns out, It wasn't a tumor.

302 upvotes • tinyevilsponges
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"I just wish that all pedophiles would disappear!" I said to the genie.

302 upvotes • TreemsTime
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The genie handed over the lifetime supply of food I requested

302 upvotes • balbobiggin
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As the witch poisoned me, I used my last breath to ask her how many of her kind I killed.

302 upvotes • darkwulf1
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