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I'm getting a DNA test for my 7yo "son."

271 upvotes • PrincessTalia123

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I was elated when my child was born because for the first time in what felt like forever, the dark, intrusive thoughts that plagued me were no longer there.

271 upvotes • Outside_Normal

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Did the sun just flicker?

271 upvotes • Mr_NoName18

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I was paralyzed, the cold metal of my pistol drowning out the whiskey's lingering aftertaste.

271 upvotes • HunterTheHologram

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"Big brother let's play hide and seek like we always do, so you go hide and I'll count to 1,000" I yelled.

271 upvotes • AeonofSin

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I think I'm living with a murderer

271 upvotes • pinheiroj493

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Someone in the office kept stealing my lunch so I laced my next sandwich with ground glass.

271 upvotes • Outside_Normal

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Matt smirked with self satisfaction as he handed the hitman a photo of his wife.

271 upvotes • [deleted]

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My daughter said “Look Daddy, I’m flying!” when I lifted her over my head.

271 upvotes • legendofzeldaro1

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If we're all living in a simulation, wouldn't we have seen a glitch or something?

271 upvotes • notaworldbuilderXD

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I'm getting a DNA test for my 7yo "son."	271	PrincessTalia123
I was elated when my child was born because for the first time in what felt like forever, the dark, intrusive thoughts that plagued me were no longer there.	271	Outside_Normal
Did the sun just flicker?	271	Mr_NoName18
I was paralyzed, the cold metal of my pistol drowning out the whiskey's lingering aftertaste.	271	HunterTheHologram
"Big brother let's play hide and seek like we always do, so you go hide and I'll count to 1,000" I yelled.	271	AeonofSin
I think I'm living with a murderer	271	pinheiroj493
Someone in the office kept stealing my lunch so I laced my next sandwich with ground glass.	271	Outside_Normal
Matt smirked with self satisfaction as he handed the hitman a photo of his wife.	271	[deleted]
My daughter said “Look Daddy, I’m flying!” when I lifted her over my head.	271	legendofzeldaro1
If we're all living in a simulation, wouldn't we have seen a glitch or something?	271	notaworldbuilderXD