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They call me the Grinch for killing Santa.

270 upvotes • Althure37

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When the elevator attendant asked if she was going to the ground floor she rolled her eyes and told him, “no, why don’t you bring me to the ninth circle of hell?”

270 upvotes • tasteofhemlock

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When the search dog found our son's shoe in the forest, we were ecstatic.

270 upvotes • FormerDeerlyBeloved

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"Daddy Daddy, look!"

270 upvotes • Golett03

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The sleep walker poked a few holes in the squash, stuck it in the oven, and then went back to bed.

270 upvotes • tasteofhemlock

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I sighed with relief as I collapsed onto the bed in my cabin, embracing the solitude granted by my overnight stay in the woods.

270 upvotes • undercoverpickl

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As a nightly routine, I use facetime to talk to my new online boyfriend about all our almost-identical interests until one of us eventually dozes off to sleep.

270 upvotes • OnionSkinAFK

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My sister was committed to an asylum last week, because of her wild paranoia, and I’m on my way to visit her.

270 upvotes • Bozgrul

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My husband walked in on me having sex with another man.

270 upvotes • JJ-899

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with only a rusty pair of pliers i ripped out the infected tooth.

270 upvotes • foxstarfivelol

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
They call me the Grinch for killing Santa.	270	Althure37
When the elevator attendant asked if she was going to the ground floor she rolled her eyes and told him, “no, why don’t you bring me to the ninth circle of hell?”	270	tasteofhemlock
When the search dog found our son's shoe in the forest, we were ecstatic.	270	FormerDeerlyBeloved
"Daddy Daddy, look!"	270	Golett03
The sleep walker poked a few holes in the squash, stuck it in the oven, and then went back to bed.	270	tasteofhemlock
I sighed with relief as I collapsed onto the bed in my cabin, embracing the solitude granted by my overnight stay in the woods.	270	undercoverpickl
As a nightly routine, I use facetime to talk to my new online boyfriend about all our almost-identical interests until one of us eventually dozes off to sleep.	270	OnionSkinAFK
My sister was committed to an asylum last week, because of her wild paranoia, and I’m on my way to visit her.	270	Bozgrul
My husband walked in on me having sex with another man.	270	JJ-899
with only a rusty pair of pliers i ripped out the infected tooth.	270	foxstarfivelol