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My wife gave birth to twins yesterday.

6510 upvotes • wavyair

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I press my eye against the telescopic lens, fumbling with the frame to adjust it in the direction of the hottest star.

6509 upvotes • QuasarIR

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I shakily dropped my shotgun as I realized what I had done.

6506 upvotes • sremmalmik

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“My husband will be home any minute and he’s gonna kick your ass!” she said to the man who had just broken into her home.

6503 upvotes • W0nk0_the_Sane00

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I waved at mommy from inside the car as she placed her hands on the trunk

6498 upvotes • bluecollarj

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I keep having this weird dream where humans conquer the entire galaxy.

6497 upvotes • PaintedLady1

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My pet boa used to curl up next to me and sleep

6495 upvotes • migadiki

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A 1.5 Petabyte audio file, outputted by the AI a few years after it was asked what the meaning of life was.

6495 upvotes • -MH2-

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I was ecstatic when I saw horses in the distance, thinking that someone had come to save me.

6493 upvotes • BladeOfCuriosity

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The kidnappers assured me, if I couldn’t pay the ransom in one go I could pay in instalments.

6492 upvotes • Poinketh

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My wife gave birth to twins yesterday.	6510	wavyair
I press my eye against the telescopic lens, fumbling with the frame to adjust it in the direction of the hottest star.	6509	QuasarIR
I shakily dropped my shotgun as I realized what I had done.	6506	sremmalmik
“My husband will be home any minute and he’s gonna kick your ass!” she said to the man who had just broken into her home.	6503	W0nk0_the_Sane00
I waved at mommy from inside the car as she placed her hands on the trunk	6498	bluecollarj
I keep having this weird dream where humans conquer the entire galaxy.	6497	PaintedLady1
My pet boa used to curl up next to me and sleep	6495	migadiki
A 1.5 Petabyte audio file, outputted by the AI a few years after it was asked what the meaning of life was.	6495	-MH2-
I was ecstatic when I saw horses in the distance, thinking that someone had come to save me.	6493	BladeOfCuriosity
The kidnappers assured me, if I couldn’t pay the ransom in one go I could pay in instalments.	6492	Poinketh