/r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"Jesus fucking christ" said the devil after rewatching my whole life.

6339 upvotes • fridgerobber

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When I saw the shooting star, I thoughtlessly wished no more wars were fought.

6338 upvotes • Inigoestraveling

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Despite putting me in a straitjacket and a padded room, the nurses still found new cuts and bruises on me each morning.

6335 upvotes • kendrickgrande

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As I sat waiting for the post-credits scene, and the lights came back on, I began to scream.

6335 upvotes • shoutsfrombothsides

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When the Necromancer casted his spell to create more minions, I looked around to see where they would rise.

6332 upvotes • Girlysprite

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“Thank you, thank you, I was drowning”, she said, as I pulled her on board.

6329 upvotes • Extension_Earth_236

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I vaguely remember my imaginary friend Officer Bob from when I was a boy.

6328 upvotes • IBMadMan

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After discovering the photo of our grandfather’s stationed together during the war, it’s obvious mine was the better, more prepared soldier.

6328 upvotes • chitown12076

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He'd been wrongly incarcerated for twenty-seven years until The Innocence Project took up his cause and found evidence that exonerated him.

6328 upvotes • Poldark_Lite

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My son blew out the candles on his birthday cake and told his Mom, "I wished my father would die".

6326 upvotes • jessielee_wordsmith

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Jesus fucking christ" said the devil after rewatching my whole life.	6339	fridgerobber
When I saw the shooting star, I thoughtlessly wished no more wars were fought.	6338	Inigoestraveling
Despite putting me in a straitjacket and a padded room, the nurses still found new cuts and bruises on me each morning.	6335	kendrickgrande
As I sat waiting for the post-credits scene, and the lights came back on, I began to scream.	6335	shoutsfrombothsides
When the Necromancer casted his spell to create more minions, I looked around to see where they would rise.	6332	Girlysprite
“Thank you, thank you, I was drowning”, she said, as I pulled her on board.	6329	Extension_Earth_236
I vaguely remember my imaginary friend Officer Bob from when I was a boy.	6328	IBMadMan
After discovering the photo of our grandfather’s stationed together during the war, it’s obvious mine was the better, more prepared soldier.	6328	chitown12076
He'd been wrongly incarcerated for twenty-seven years until The Innocence Project took up his cause and found evidence that exonerated him.	6328	Poldark_Lite
My son blew out the candles on his birthday cake and told his Mom, "I wished my father would die".	6326	jessielee_wordsmith