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I woke up and I couldn't open my eyes

5359 upvotes • jungleryan04

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My new kitten makes soft whimpering noises when I rub behind its ears.

5357 upvotes • DareDaDerrida

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I held my beautiful girlfriend's hand and kissed it gently.

5356 upvotes • IQof24

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At 11:03 AM, I heard a tapping on my window.

5353 upvotes • GraysonDaMighty

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I’m coming to terms with my dad dating women more than half his age.

5352 upvotes • michmike23

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His muffled screams made my whole body tingle with sexual ecstasy.

5351 upvotes • TJCluedo

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“Random question, but is possible to like, shit out your intestines?”

5351 upvotes • Duckerton375

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Based on our research and a single historical account, we suspect that the human body has extraordinary latent regenerative capabilities.

5350 upvotes • SaltedCrunchyPeanuts

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The day after I got custody of my children from my abusive ex-wife, they told me that she was the better cook.

5350 upvotes • thetimetel

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“Some say the world will end in fire and some say in ice.

5345 upvotes • Sassanach36

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I woke up and I couldn't open my eyes	5359	jungleryan04
My new kitten makes soft whimpering noises when I rub behind its ears.	5357	DareDaDerrida
I held my beautiful girlfriend's hand and kissed it gently.	5356	IQof24
At 11:03 AM, I heard a tapping on my window.	5353	GraysonDaMighty
I’m coming to terms with my dad dating women more than half his age.	5352	michmike23
His muffled screams made my whole body tingle with sexual ecstasy.	5351	TJCluedo
“Random question, but is possible to like, shit out your intestines?”	5351	Duckerton375
Based on our research and a single historical account, we suspect that the human body has extraordinary latent regenerative capabilities.	5350	SaltedCrunchyPeanuts
The day after I got custody of my children from my abusive ex-wife, they told me that she was the better cook.	5350	thetimetel
“Some say the world will end in fire and some say in ice.	5345	Sassanach36