/r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"IT'S JUST FUCKING MEAT" my wife screamed, her voice knotted with desperation and pain.

4358 upvotes • UnrepentantCarnivore

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When my mother died in the bedroom next to mine, I decided to just lock her door and not tell anybody because the social security checks helped so much.

4358 upvotes • PublicAlterEgo

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My mom told us stories from her childhood, where a ghostly white man would go around kidnapping “bad” children.

4354 upvotes • [deleted]

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My father was a good man, and he would never had let our neighbours harm our guests.

4346 upvotes • Monkontheseashore

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That’s not a camel, that’s my wife!

4344 upvotes • Derpmaster000

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They ejected his coffin into space during the funeral.

4344 upvotes • kukukukukuk

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“Now no one will ever know about the horrors I’ve done,” he said while deleting the second sentence...

4342 upvotes • SpoonfulOfSerotonin

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My delirious friend told me to ignore the sirens and keep moving.

4341 upvotes • toybox549

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My wife shrieked in horror as I swerved and narrowly missed a child crossing the street.

4341 upvotes • OrionSaintJames

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I’m finally ready to give birth.

4341 upvotes • monkfish-online

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"IT'S JUST FUCKING MEAT" my wife screamed, her voice knotted with desperation and pain.	4358	UnrepentantCarnivore
When my mother died in the bedroom next to mine, I decided to just lock her door and not tell anybody because the social security checks helped so much.	4358	PublicAlterEgo
My mom told us stories from her childhood, where a ghostly white man would go around kidnapping “bad” children.	4354	[deleted]
My father was a good man, and he would never had let our neighbours harm our guests.	4346	Monkontheseashore
That’s not a camel, that’s my wife!	4344	Derpmaster000
They ejected his coffin into space during the funeral.	4344	kukukukukuk
“Now no one will ever know about the horrors I’ve done,” he said while deleting the second sentence...	4342	SpoonfulOfSerotonin
My delirious friend told me to ignore the sirens and keep moving.	4341	toybox549
My wife shrieked in horror as I swerved and narrowly missed a child crossing the street.	4341	OrionSaintJames
I’m finally ready to give birth.	4341	monkfish-online