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When you pull the pin on a grenade, how do you put it back in?

3977 upvotes • CringeyNibba

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I used to live in a big family.

3975 upvotes • th0t__police

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I decided to surprise my husband with some early morning sex after discovering that he had morning wood NSFW

3975 upvotes • sugar-soad

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If you don't see it, it won't hurt you.

3975 upvotes • Thespian_6153

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Looking at my deceased family photo I went to put the gun to my head and pull the trigger. NSFW

3975 upvotes • Just_Call_me_benDude

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3968 upvotes • [deleted]

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Kill a human, and you’ll be fed for a day.

3963 upvotes • notathrowaway128

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My daughter was playing with Legos last night and I knew I was in for true horror if I attempted to walk that mine field.

3962 upvotes • MintClicker

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As per law, U.S. citizens able to see the second portion of this message will be permitted to enter the bunkers in case of nuclear attack

3962 upvotes • I-was-the-guy-1-time

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My mom says I need to start taking my schizophrenia medication again because it’s unhealthy for me to suddenly stop taking them.

3961 upvotes • NationCentral

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
When you pull the pin on a grenade, how do you put it back in?	3977	CringeyNibba
I used to live in a big family.	3975	th0t__police
I decided to surprise my husband with some early morning sex after discovering that he had morning wood NSFW	3975	sugar-soad
If you don't see it, it won't hurt you.	3975	Thespian_6153
Looking at my deceased family photo I went to put the gun to my head and pull the trigger. NSFW	3975	Just_Call_me_benDude
[deleted by user]	3968	[deleted]
Kill a human, and you’ll be fed for a day.	3963	notathrowaway128
My daughter was playing with Legos last night and I knew I was in for true horror if I attempted to walk that mine field.	3962	MintClicker
As per law, U.S. citizens able to see the second portion of this message will be permitted to enter the bunkers in case of nuclear attack	3962	I-was-the-guy-1-time
My mom says I need to start taking my schizophrenia medication again because it’s unhealthy for me to suddenly stop taking them.	3961	NationCentral