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My son had to bury his dog yesterday.

3550 upvotes • juaozineo

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My roommate stole one of the tablets in my bottom drawer, crushed it and was swallowing it when I caught her.

3550 upvotes • [deleted]

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HEy, im just writing to say that camp is Lovely, the People are great you Must comE

3547 upvotes • Dan-aufsE-IOO

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Countess Elizabeth Bathory was rumoured to have bathed in the blood of 600 virgins.

3546 upvotes • cindybubbles

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I screamed at Alexa to call the police as his axe buried itself in the door for the third time.

3546 upvotes • EatenByEagles

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Three years ago, the disease was spreading and killing millions, so dad took us to live in a nuclear bunker in the middle of the Nevada desert.

3546 upvotes • urgettingsleepy

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His girlfriend said, “my grandfather actually lived through the holocaust so he loves meeting young Jewish people and sharing his story.”

3546 upvotes • tasteofhemlock

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My dad uses to say when I was growing up "I'd rather die than have a gay son".

3545 upvotes • JewelerPowerful2993

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My safe was left wide open and my gun was missing from it.

3544 upvotes • Melloz4

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They say you remain conscious for up to 30 seconds after being beheaded.

3544 upvotes • normalmeatbasedhuman

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My son had to bury his dog yesterday.	3550	juaozineo
My roommate stole one of the tablets in my bottom drawer, crushed it and was swallowing it when I caught her.	3550	[deleted]
HEy, im just writing to say that camp is Lovely, the People are great you Must comE	3547	Dan-aufsE-IOO
Countess Elizabeth Bathory was rumoured to have bathed in the blood of 600 virgins.	3546	cindybubbles
I screamed at Alexa to call the police as his axe buried itself in the door for the third time.	3546	EatenByEagles
Three years ago, the disease was spreading and killing millions, so dad took us to live in a nuclear bunker in the middle of the Nevada desert.	3546	urgettingsleepy
His girlfriend said, “my grandfather actually lived through the holocaust so he loves meeting young Jewish people and sharing his story.”	3546	tasteofhemlock
My dad uses to say when I was growing up "I'd rather die than have a gay son".	3545	JewelerPowerful2993
My safe was left wide open and my gun was missing from it.	3544	Melloz4
They say you remain conscious for up to 30 seconds after being beheaded.	3544	normalmeatbasedhuman