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As a new mum, I've started to rely on online tricks to get my baby to sleep when she's fussy.

3160 upvotes • Letmehoeoutrq

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"I'm telling you, that weirdo Hermit living out in the woods is such a hypocrite!"

3159 upvotes • Boguldu

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The neighborhood had a sign saying “drive like your kids live here”.

3158 upvotes • [deleted]

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I read the message on her t-shirt: “My eyes are up here.”

3158 upvotes • irgendwohin

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As our children excitedly gathered, my wife leaned in and whispered, "I can't believe you hired a Santa for the kids."

3158 upvotes • ociferscott

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On the 10th anniversary of my daughter's disappearance, I have finally made a time machine to revert the tragedy that shattered my life.

3158 upvotes • King_Tomioka

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[MAY23] As the bonfire spun its merry dance, children sang their made-up chants.

3158 upvotes • DiscipleOfMurphy

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I'd always been told to check the backseat before getting in my car.

3157 upvotes • DaBluBerri

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My wife always tells me her sleep paralysis demon would stand over the bed and watch us.

3155 upvotes • Ikichiro

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"You're jealous, that's why you always make sure my boyfriends catch you changing!" I yell at my sister.

3154 upvotes • SkittishReflections

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
As a new mum, I've started to rely on online tricks to get my baby to sleep when she's fussy.	3160	Letmehoeoutrq
"I'm telling you, that weirdo Hermit living out in the woods is such a hypocrite!"	3159	Boguldu
The neighborhood had a sign saying “drive like your kids live here”.	3158	[deleted]
I read the message on her t-shirt: “My eyes are up here.”	3158	irgendwohin
As our children excitedly gathered, my wife leaned in and whispered, "I can't believe you hired a Santa for the kids."	3158	ociferscott
On the 10th anniversary of my daughter's disappearance, I have finally made a time machine to revert the tragedy that shattered my life.	3158	King_Tomioka
[MAY23] As the bonfire spun its merry dance, children sang their made-up chants.	3158	DiscipleOfMurphy
I'd always been told to check the backseat before getting in my car.	3157	DaBluBerri
My wife always tells me her sleep paralysis demon would stand over the bed and watch us.	3155	Ikichiro
"You're jealous, that's why you always make sure my boyfriends catch you changing!" I yell at my sister.	3154	SkittishReflections