/r/TwoSentenceHorror

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They don’t tell you that the worst part of the job is the smell.

2007 upvotes • Luna6696

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I dropped some acid today and immediately regretted it.

2006 upvotes • ReallyBuffHamster

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I was horrified as I pulled the long bug out of my ear.

2006 upvotes • Smorp_a_Dorp

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I stood before the child, my claws barred, and told them; "I'm sorry child, I have no choice..."

2006 upvotes • 1fishmob

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My girlfriend assured me that this would help with my erectile dysfunction NSFW

2005 upvotes • sugar-soad

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It’s been nearly 5 years since I went vegan.

2005 upvotes • GuyAwks

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The exorcist and my friends held me firm in the tub of holy water as I felt the demon finally leave my body.

2004 upvotes • Monechetti

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I was surprised that my rescuers could see well enough to untie me in the pitch black room where I’d been held.

2004 upvotes • Saladthief

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I placed the gun against my son's head and pulled the trigger, as I didn't want him to turn into one of those disgusting creatures NSFW

2003 upvotes • sugar-soad

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When the zombie outbreak started, we knew the rule: shoot them in the head.

2002 upvotes • ManCalledTrue

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
They don’t tell you that the worst part of the job is the smell.	2007	Luna6696
I dropped some acid today and immediately regretted it.	2006	ReallyBuffHamster
I was horrified as I pulled the long bug out of my ear.	2006	Smorp_a_Dorp
I stood before the child, my claws barred, and told them; "I'm sorry child, I have no choice..."	2006	1fishmob
My girlfriend assured me that this would help with my erectile dysfunction NSFW	2005	sugar-soad
It’s been nearly 5 years since I went vegan.	2005	GuyAwks
The exorcist and my friends held me firm in the tub of holy water as I felt the demon finally leave my body.	2004	Monechetti
I was surprised that my rescuers could see well enough to untie me in the pitch black room where I’d been held.	2004	Saladthief
I placed the gun against my son's head and pulled the trigger, as I didn't want him to turn into one of those disgusting creatures NSFW	2003	sugar-soad
When the zombie outbreak started, we knew the rule: shoot them in the head.	2002	ManCalledTrue