/r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Being a mage is awesome, because when my house has termites, all I need to do is cast a spell of instant death in a 2 meter radius around myself.

1980 upvotes • Cantspeakgerman

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I was concerned when my son suddenly gave away all his prized possessions like his expensive Nike’s and his laptop.

1979 upvotes • BaronBigly

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I've been in here so long, helpless but never alone, itching to take control and waiting my turn.

1978 upvotes • Fayes1989

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Our child has never slept more than two consecutive hours since birth.

1978 upvotes • Iforgot_my_other_pw

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When I began taking pills, the people around me staged an intervention and gave me an ultimatum to stop taking them or they would leave.

1978 upvotes • Longschlongenstein

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"Relax, I've done this hundreds of times," said the bus driver as he drove us up the precarious mountainside.

1978 upvotes • KillerCroc40

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"I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN" the girl screamed.

1977 upvotes • FLUFFYPAWNINJA

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My painting of a sorrowful stone angel went viral on the Internet.

1977 upvotes • AbrocomaCommercial76

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When I was a kid, my father used to pull the plug out from my console when I was misbehaved.

1976 upvotes • Monochrome_YT

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After waiting 30 seconds I opened my eyes in the shower at the wrong moment.

1976 upvotes • memelover78nine

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Being a mage is awesome, because when my house has termites, all I need to do is cast a spell of instant death in a 2 meter radius around myself.	1980	Cantspeakgerman
I was concerned when my son suddenly gave away all his prized possessions like his expensive Nike’s and his laptop.	1979	BaronBigly
I've been in here so long, helpless but never alone, itching to take control and waiting my turn.	1978	Fayes1989
Our child has never slept more than two consecutive hours since birth.	1978	Iforgot_my_other_pw
When I began taking pills, the people around me staged an intervention and gave me an ultimatum to stop taking them or they would leave.	1978	Longschlongenstein
"Relax, I've done this hundreds of times," said the bus driver as he drove us up the precarious mountainside.	1978	KillerCroc40
"I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN" the girl screamed.	1977	FLUFFYPAWNINJA
My painting of a sorrowful stone angel went viral on the Internet.	1977	AbrocomaCommercial76
When I was a kid, my father used to pull the plug out from my console when I was misbehaved.	1976	Monochrome_YT
After waiting 30 seconds I opened my eyes in the shower at the wrong moment.	1976	memelover78nine