/r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Only show posts with narrations

"Please dont let grandpa visit me anymore!" my daughter cried.

1740 upvotes • GMPpatrol

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As my son’s face began to turn blue, I desperately searched YouTube for a video of the Heimlich Manoeuvre.

1740 upvotes • Yatagarasu513

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On the way home from my fishing trip, I spotted a 100$ bill laying on the ground, perfectly still like bait cast into the sea.

1739 upvotes • [deleted]

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She played with her newborn: peek-a peek-a b--

1738 upvotes • Voider12_

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Mommy always said that her real friends would know my name, so I knew he was actually her coworker.

1737 upvotes • elliottedoesstuff

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The moon landing was real.

1736 upvotes • [deleted]

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I used to wonder what my cat saw when it stared at nothing.

1736 upvotes • GrantGorewood

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I barely noticed how crunchy my daiquiri was since my mouth was still numb from the trip to the dentist.

1736 upvotes • throwawayt44c

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I was out in the park again feeding the birds.

1735 upvotes • advladim

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My owner is dead, and I feel so lost.

1733 upvotes • Arualiaa

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Please dont let grandpa visit me anymore!" my daughter cried.	1740	GMPpatrol
As my son’s face began to turn blue, I desperately searched YouTube for a video of the Heimlich Manoeuvre.	1740	Yatagarasu513
On the way home from my fishing trip, I spotted a 100$ bill laying on the ground, perfectly still like bait cast into the sea.	1739	[deleted]
She played with her newborn: peek-a peek-a b--	1738	Voider12_
Mommy always said that her real friends would know my name, so I knew he was actually her coworker.	1737	elliottedoesstuff
The moon landing was real.	1736	[deleted]
I used to wonder what my cat saw when it stared at nothing.	1736	GrantGorewood
I barely noticed how crunchy my daiquiri was since my mouth was still numb from the trip to the dentist.	1736	throwawayt44c
I was out in the park again feeding the birds.	1735	advladim
My owner is dead, and I feel so lost.	1733	Arualiaa