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I opened a fortune cookie today

1483 upvotes • guillardo

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When I adopted my dog, the shelter warned me to be careful because he would sometimes steal human food.

1483 upvotes • PickledPizzle

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For the first test, I program the time machine to take me 10 seconds into the past, and press the button.

1483 upvotes • turtleeatingbrick

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[MAY23] As she slowly stepped away from the little bonfire she had set by the lake, she saw more of the stars come out.

1483 upvotes • ghost_lann

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"Grandad's always taking us on camping trips— do you know what time he's coming to pick us up?"

1482 upvotes • Unlikely_Goo_Fan

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My wish for my dog to live as long as me was granted by the gods.

1482 upvotes • yukifancy

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As the man hung there he begged and pleaded for me to call for help, so I desperately began punching numbers into the keypad.

1482 upvotes • Himabee

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[FEB23] Holding the photo in her trembling hands she cried: “If you really loved me you wouldn’t have cheated!”

1482 upvotes • tasteofhemlock

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My mom passed away and I couldn’t be happier that abusive monster was out of my life.

1481 upvotes • IBMadMan

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I can't decide if I cooked the pancakes better than my son.

1480 upvotes • MintClicker

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I opened a fortune cookie today	1483	guillardo
When I adopted my dog, the shelter warned me to be careful because he would sometimes steal human food.	1483	PickledPizzle
For the first test, I program the time machine to take me 10 seconds into the past, and press the button.	1483	turtleeatingbrick
[MAY23] As she slowly stepped away from the little bonfire she had set by the lake, she saw more of the stars come out.	1483	ghost_lann
"Grandad's always taking us on camping trips— do you know what time he's coming to pick us up?"	1482	Unlikely_Goo_Fan
My wish for my dog to live as long as me was granted by the gods.	1482	yukifancy
As the man hung there he begged and pleaded for me to call for help, so I desperately began punching numbers into the keypad.	1482	Himabee
[FEB23] Holding the photo in her trembling hands she cried: “If you really loved me you wouldn’t have cheated!”	1482	tasteofhemlock
My mom passed away and I couldn’t be happier that abusive monster was out of my life.	1481	IBMadMan
I can't decide if I cooked the pancakes better than my son.	1480	MintClicker