/r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Only show posts with narrations

"I'd sell my soul to spend every night with you, forever" seemed like a sweet way to end the phone call.

1466 upvotes • callingFives

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As an athlete, I’m pretty used to falling asleep in ice baths

1466 upvotes • Justalilhornytbh

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They promised that a painless scan through dissection would give your mind eternal life on private servers.

1466 upvotes • Toucan_Based_Economy

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“Look, Mama, piñatas!” my daughter said.

1465 upvotes • Go_Watch_Cronenberg

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“Please take a seat, the magic show will start soon!”, my 5 year old instructed me and I sat down in the audience which consisted of only her favorite dolls.

1465 upvotes • georgedanvary

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They say after you die you are kept alive by the memories of the person closest to you

1465 upvotes • hamborger1451

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AITA for wanting a good nights sleep for once?

1465 upvotes • Poipoipolus

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When I offered the beautiful new neighbor something to drink, she said "Thank you, I'm REALLY thirsty"

1464 upvotes • Enzo_Casterpone

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My parents said we will celebrate my 18th birthday at our church, saying that I will finally meet our Lord and Savior which made me anxious but also very happy.

1464 upvotes • honestlyiamdead

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The train sputtered and died while rolling into the station.

1464 upvotes • shoutsfrombothsides

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"I'd sell my soul to spend every night with you, forever" seemed like a sweet way to end the phone call.	1466	callingFives
As an athlete, I’m pretty used to falling asleep in ice baths	1466	Justalilhornytbh
They promised that a painless scan through dissection would give your mind eternal life on private servers.	1466	Toucan_Based_Economy
“Look, Mama, piñatas!” my daughter said.	1465	Go_Watch_Cronenberg
“Please take a seat, the magic show will start soon!”, my 5 year old instructed me and I sat down in the audience which consisted of only her favorite dolls.	1465	georgedanvary
They say after you die you are kept alive by the memories of the person closest to you	1465	hamborger1451
AITA for wanting a good nights sleep for once?	1465	Poipoipolus
When I offered the beautiful new neighbor something to drink, she said "Thank you, I'm REALLY thirsty"	1464	Enzo_Casterpone
My parents said we will celebrate my 18th birthday at our church, saying that I will finally meet our Lord and Savior which made me anxious but also very happy.	1464	honestlyiamdead
The train sputtered and died while rolling into the station.	1464	shoutsfrombothsides