/r/TwoSentenceHorror
[APR22] We sat down at the same places for our weekly pub card game, even though it left an empty seat where Mike would have sat.
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My cheating, abusive husband always leaves strict instructions about what he wants for dinner and makes me taste test his meal before he eats it because he is paranoid I might someday poison him.
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I told my confused looking assistant that my memory wiping machine is ready and convinced him to let me try it on him to see if it works.
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I tried searching myself online and unfortunately learned that a porn star has the same name as me. NSFW
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