/r/TwoSentenceSadness

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I wanted to surprise my partner by secretly learning their native language so we could be closer.

914 upvotes • metallaugh666

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We pulled up on a random guy and I let off three shots right in his back, solidifying my spot in the gang. NSFW

912 upvotes • chunkyPomeranian

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I have about 3 cases of expensive cat food I'm trying to give away.

911 upvotes • mollymolotov666

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I feel like I am no longer human

908 upvotes • ergoproxx

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Don't worry, brother, it's only a short war.

907 upvotes • [deleted]

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"Please, don't shoot her."

906 upvotes • devillived44

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In this war against humans, we learned they have a great fondness for their pets.

906 upvotes • Camnp03

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After centuries of technological advancement, biology could be casually reshaped with just a short procedure.

905 upvotes • Urbenmyth

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The elders say that upon one's birth, the newborn bears a mark indicating the cause of death in his previous life.

905 upvotes • LetThereBeWorldPizza

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When people asked "What's your name?" it felt almost natural to tell them what my parents wrote on my birth certificate.

905 upvotes • PistachioPug

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I wanted to surprise my partner by secretly learning their native language so we could be closer.	914	metallaugh666
We pulled up on a random guy and I let off three shots right in his back, solidifying my spot in the gang. NSFW	912	chunkyPomeranian
I have about 3 cases of expensive cat food I'm trying to give away.	911	mollymolotov666
I feel like I am no longer human	908	ergoproxx
Don't worry, brother, it's only a short war.	907	[deleted]
"Please, don't shoot her."	906	devillived44
In this war against humans, we learned they have a great fondness for their pets.	906	Camnp03
After centuries of technological advancement, biology could be casually reshaped with just a short procedure.	905	Urbenmyth
The elders say that upon one's birth, the newborn bears a mark indicating the cause of death in his previous life.	905	LetThereBeWorldPizza
When people asked "What's your name?" it felt almost natural to tell them what my parents wrote on my birth certificate.	905	PistachioPug