/r/TwoSentenceSadness

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“Will you watch over my son?” I asked God, my spirit filled with regret after I died from a crash during one of my drunk driving spells.

858 upvotes • Steve_FS

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I hugged my mom, and shook my dad's hand, eager to get on the road to college.

857 upvotes • ManufacturerWeekly25

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I stood stoicly as the judge declared "for the crime of burglary, I sentence you to 5 years"

857 upvotes • ManufacturerWeekly25

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Please, not you as well.

856 upvotes • matt044

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As I made the final push, my baby girl was finally born.

856 upvotes • K0bowsy

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“Please, if you don’t improve this grade, my parents will hit me!”

856 upvotes • DaM3meLoRd694

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We take the same picture every year: it's Easter dinner and my wife looks tired as she tries to get my two eldest daughters to sit still while I entertain our nearly-one year old boy and do my best to keep him smiling.

855 upvotes • Messy_Bed

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"Face it, I was always the better wrestler." My brother said, shoving me back.

855 upvotes • ManufacturerWeekly25

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He said he loved me and our kids so much.

855 upvotes • trash_it_0

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When reviews came out for the play my girlfriend was starring in, I bought every newspaper I could find.

854 upvotes • GuyAwks

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“Will you watch over my son?” I asked God, my spirit filled with regret after I died from a crash during one of my drunk driving spells.	858	Steve_FS
I hugged my mom, and shook my dad's hand, eager to get on the road to college.	857	ManufacturerWeekly25
I stood stoicly as the judge declared "for the crime of burglary, I sentence you to 5 years"	857	ManufacturerWeekly25
Please, not you as well.	856	matt044
As I made the final push, my baby girl was finally born.	856	K0bowsy
“Please, if you don’t improve this grade, my parents will hit me!”	856	DaM3meLoRd694
We take the same picture every year: it's Easter dinner and my wife looks tired as she tries to get my two eldest daughters to sit still while I entertain our nearly-one year old boy and do my best to keep him smiling.	855	Messy_Bed
"Face it, I was always the better wrestler." My brother said, shoving me back.	855	ManufacturerWeekly25
He said he loved me and our kids so much.	855	trash_it_0
When reviews came out for the play my girlfriend was starring in, I bought every newspaper I could find.	854	GuyAwks