/r/TwoSentenceSadness

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Normally when I tell people I’m a prostitute they either steer their children away from me or try to grope me assuming I’m a slut, but I’m quite proud of what I do.

28 upvotes • Mayathepie

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I worked on a farm, so it wasn’t uncommon to pick up scars here and there.

28 upvotes • Viking_From_Sweden

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Chicken Little screams, "The sky is falling!"

28 upvotes • SerenSkies

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After my marriage to my wife and the birth of our son, I put off updating our details with the Registry of Births, Deaths and Marriages.

28 upvotes • GuyAwks

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When I was a child, homemade chocolate milk was my favorite drink.

28 upvotes • Bluethepearldiver

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In an attempt to bring down the rising obesity in my town, the school held a contest to see who could lose the most weight.

28 upvotes • TransParentCJ

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I emptied out all my sadness

28 upvotes • averaged_brownie

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“He can’t go with us.” My dad said while I show him the stray I found in the park.

28 upvotes • MineSoCliche

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Tired of fighting, I lie back and let oblivion take me.

28 upvotes • PistachioPug

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“You have dishonored our family and our society by having sex with that man, and for that you have to die!”

28 upvotes • [deleted]

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Normally when I tell people I’m a prostitute they either steer their children away from me or try to grope me assuming I’m a slut, but I’m quite proud of what I do.	28	Mayathepie
I worked on a farm, so it wasn’t uncommon to pick up scars here and there.	28	Viking_From_Sweden
Chicken Little screams, "The sky is falling!"	28	SerenSkies
After my marriage to my wife and the birth of our son, I put off updating our details with the Registry of Births, Deaths and Marriages.	28	GuyAwks
When I was a child, homemade chocolate milk was my favorite drink.	28	Bluethepearldiver
In an attempt to bring down the rising obesity in my town, the school held a contest to see who could lose the most weight.	28	TransParentCJ
I emptied out all my sadness	28	averaged_brownie
“He can’t go with us.” My dad said while I show him the stray I found in the park.	28	MineSoCliche
Tired of fighting, I lie back and let oblivion take me.	28	PistachioPug
“You have dishonored our family and our society by having sex with that man, and for that you have to die!”	28	[deleted]