/r/TwoSentenceSadness
“Oh, walkies, walkies, yeah, let’s go walkies!” I barked with excitement as my human prepared my lead, my tail wagging furiously.
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My daddy gives me the best surprises since mum left, this morning he was crying because he was so happy to take me to the police station for a visit!
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Reminiscing on his parents' model marriage, the man told the genie, "May I always love my bride as much as my father loved my mother."
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Even though I'm getting old, these car trips to the park where I get treats are my favorite thing to do with my owner!
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Mr Henderson grew increasingly bewildered and panicky and distressed when the waitress told him the fresh soup was off the menu
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