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Opening my present, the label on the wrapping paper read "Merry Christmas Sam, hope you enjoy your gift" - from Santa.
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My son loves me, I'm sure of that, but despite everything I'm doing right now, he still doesn't trust me. NSFW
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I was feeling good after my retirement party and looking forward to my next phase of life, having already purchased a nice little bungalow in Mexico.
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