/r/TwoSentenceSadness

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"Daddy mom's back from her long trip, I heard her voice!" The kid screamed..

669 upvotes • human-cake

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My gran kept falling asleep so I simply woke her up again.

668 upvotes • alphaboi21

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I step through the door and immediately kneel and throw open my arms for a hug.

668 upvotes • ightytightyrighty

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“Atta boy,” my father said as he gave my brother a swift pat on the back.

667 upvotes • Abortatortatport

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I pulled the bag out of the river and placed in my boat, thinking there was a yowling cat trapped inside it.

667 upvotes • ProphetofTables

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He plaided guilty for the assault, admitted to filming it and even to doing it to another woman a year before.

667 upvotes • jesus-says-fuck-you

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She understood the law of supply and demand, and that's why she slept around.

666 upvotes • PistachioPug

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I’ve spent my entire life getting good grades, going to a good school, getting a good job, and doing everything I can to make my parents proud.

666 upvotes • CBenson1273

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I hang out with this friend group every day, despite knowing that these bonds are slowly breaking.

666 upvotes • HelloSillyKitty

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But dad, you told me I couldn't swing on the lamp, that's not fair!

665 upvotes • some-guy-named-ET

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Daddy mom's back from her long trip, I heard her voice!" The kid screamed..	669	human-cake
My gran kept falling asleep so I simply woke her up again.	668	alphaboi21
I step through the door and immediately kneel and throw open my arms for a hug.	668	ightytightyrighty
“Atta boy,” my father said as he gave my brother a swift pat on the back.	667	Abortatortatport
I pulled the bag out of the river and placed in my boat, thinking there was a yowling cat trapped inside it.	667	ProphetofTables
He plaided guilty for the assault, admitted to filming it and even to doing it to another woman a year before.	667	jesus-says-fuck-you
She understood the law of supply and demand, and that's why she slept around.	666	PistachioPug
I’ve spent my entire life getting good grades, going to a good school, getting a good job, and doing everything I can to make my parents proud.	666	CBenson1273
I hang out with this friend group every day, despite knowing that these bonds are slowly breaking.	666	HelloSillyKitty
But dad, you told me I couldn't swing on the lamp, that's not fair!	665	some-guy-named-ET