/r/TwoSentenceSadness

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I'm sorry that I couldn't tell you that I loved you how you needed, but I'm so happy that you found love.

649 upvotes • Iliketodriveboobs

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"Don't be ridiculous, women can't do that!"

649 upvotes • BRINGINTHEGRIDDLLLEE

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Sticks and stones may break my bones

648 upvotes • [deleted]

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I gazed adoringly at the groom and whispered, "I have always loved you, and always will".

647 upvotes • teejaymorgs

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"If you're unable to crack the exam this time, don't bother coming back home!"

647 upvotes • RuinedWedding

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An Optimist, a Pessimist, and a Realist all walk into a bar.

646 upvotes • HalloweenLoves

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I walked in holding my bunny.

646 upvotes • Conscious-Studio8111

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As a child, I would always brag to my friends about my cool grandmother and her tattoo.

645 upvotes • ohsopoor

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"If you want people to like you," I asked, "why don't you put in the effort to fit in a little more?"

645 upvotes • PistachioPug

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“For my third wish, I wish for my girlfriend to always be happy and successful,” I told the genie.

645 upvotes • bloodintherockywater

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I'm sorry that I couldn't tell you that I loved you how you needed, but I'm so happy that you found love.	649	Iliketodriveboobs
"Don't be ridiculous, women can't do that!"	649	BRINGINTHEGRIDDLLLEE
Sticks and stones may break my bones	648	[deleted]
I gazed adoringly at the groom and whispered, "I have always loved you, and always will".	647	teejaymorgs
"If you're unable to crack the exam this time, don't bother coming back home!"	647	RuinedWedding
An Optimist, a Pessimist, and a Realist all walk into a bar.	646	HalloweenLoves
I walked in holding my bunny.	646	Conscious-Studio8111
As a child, I would always brag to my friends about my cool grandmother and her tattoo.	645	ohsopoor
"If you want people to like you," I asked, "why don't you put in the effort to fit in a little more?"	645	PistachioPug
“For my third wish, I wish for my girlfriend to always be happy and successful,” I told the genie.	645	bloodintherockywater