/r/TwoSentenceSadness

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Only show posts with narrations

Why did the chicken cross the road?

15 upvotes • ApartmentOpening2302

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It takes a silver bullet to kill a werewolf, so I'm told.

15 upvotes • CoruscareGames

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Someone kidnapped my baby!

14 upvotes • TheCuriousGlasses

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I downloaded Tinder, OkCupid and Bumble today.

14 upvotes • Icy-Cockroach4515

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Watching Interstellar on a big flat screen tv

14 upvotes • tastyogurt

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"John's been so happy lately, it feels like he's finally getting better!"

14 upvotes • FeaturelessPat

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I thought finally confessing my feelings about him to my self, would help me to deal with not having a chance and letting go.

14 upvotes • Kuerbis_youtuber

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"Grow up" he said at my reaction

14 upvotes • Beginning-Attorney-8

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The worst part of being middle aged

14 upvotes • thebronzeprince

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There's all of these things I could do to fuck me up.

14 upvotes • JamesllsemaJ

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Why did the chicken cross the road?	15	ApartmentOpening2302
It takes a silver bullet to kill a werewolf, so I'm told.	15	CoruscareGames
Someone kidnapped my baby!	14	TheCuriousGlasses
I downloaded Tinder, OkCupid and Bumble today.	14	Icy-Cockroach4515
Watching Interstellar on a big flat screen tv	14	tastyogurt
"John's been so happy lately, it feels like he's finally getting better!"	14	FeaturelessPat
I thought finally confessing my feelings about him to my self, would help me to deal with not having a chance and letting go.	14	Kuerbis_youtuber
"Grow up" he said at my reaction	14	Beginning-Attorney-8
The worst part of being middle aged	14	thebronzeprince
There's all of these things I could do to fuck me up.	14	JamesllsemaJ