/r/TwoSentenceSadness

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i was born special

8 upvotes • ilyaEris

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“Why are you leaving me?”

8 upvotes • [deleted]

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When my mom told me Grandma was on borrowed time, I told her she had a decade before we had to start worrying.

8 upvotes • Stephanreggae

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“Load the gun, honey, our son has brought another friend home.”

8 upvotes • [deleted]

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His eyes shot open with a start, his sleep disturbed by a desperate scream, and he sat up in his bed to look around for the source.

8 upvotes • DoctorFidgel

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A man who is about to become a father deliberately harms his online reputation before relocating to a small area without internet.

8 upvotes • SerenSkies

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Jokes may be enjoyable, and in the early 2000s, shock humor predominated.

8 upvotes • SerenSkies

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25 years in the academia well spent, a PhD is my key to my future.

8 upvotes • Ceo-Of-The-Apes

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I found out that EVERY problem has a solution, so stop self-blaming yourselves, people!

8 upvotes • aHollowFromLondor

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I heard my cat making the "I brought you a present" meow

8 upvotes • CauliflowerOk3993

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
i was born special	8	ilyaEris
“Why are you leaving me?”	8	[deleted]
When my mom told me Grandma was on borrowed time, I told her she had a decade before we had to start worrying.	8	Stephanreggae
“Load the gun, honey, our son has brought another friend home.”	8	[deleted]
His eyes shot open with a start, his sleep disturbed by a desperate scream, and he sat up in his bed to look around for the source.	8	DoctorFidgel
A man who is about to become a father deliberately harms his online reputation before relocating to a small area without internet.	8	SerenSkies
Jokes may be enjoyable, and in the early 2000s, shock humor predominated.	8	SerenSkies
25 years in the academia well spent, a PhD is my key to my future.	8	Ceo-Of-The-Apes
I found out that EVERY problem has a solution, so stop self-blaming yourselves, people!	8	aHollowFromLondor
I heard my cat making the "I brought you a present" meow	8	CauliflowerOk3993