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We show up hell drunk to my parents’ house, Mary and me, and though they’re nice to her, they keep staring at her big round belly.
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Dey cards wuh collected an en’t’ing gone ‘cep’m duh buckruh bindin’ muh legs by dem chains an tek muhself to duh bighouse.
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