/r/TwoSentenceSadness

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"And after the maintenance, the product will be ready for sale and use in just 6 weeks."

551 upvotes • AliciaNoedel

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Who cares if you “had an attitude”?

551 upvotes • KailTheDryad

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With my voice as a wavering whisper, I declared to the Genie, “I wish for my dad to finally be happy.”

551 upvotes • standupgonewild

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I went back in time a few minutes before my daughter’s gruesome murder, in hopes of catching the sick monster myself.

551 upvotes • JOCPE

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I used to tell dad jokes.

550 upvotes • cdev12399

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Despite their efforts, the zookeepers could only watch in sadness as the beautiful red crowned crane finally succumbed to her illness.

550 upvotes • HorrendousHexapod

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People talk about the age of consent as if it's a fact of nature rather than a principle of law, as if there's something that happens at midnight on that particular birthday that makes you magically ready to have sex.

550 upvotes • PistachioPug

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“I’d love to take you out for dinner sometime, gorgeous girl. Will tomorrow work?”

550 upvotes • ladybugsss21

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My client, who wanted my to exorcise his home of an unknown spirit, let me in and introduced me to his wife.

549 upvotes • Jesse-Cox

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If I could just get the cold out of my fingers...

549 upvotes • RedsyDevil

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"And after the maintenance, the product will be ready for sale and use in just 6 weeks."	551	AliciaNoedel
Who cares if you “had an attitude”?	551	KailTheDryad
With my voice as a wavering whisper, I declared to the Genie, “I wish for my dad to finally be happy.”	551	standupgonewild
I went back in time a few minutes before my daughter’s gruesome murder, in hopes of catching the sick monster myself.	551	JOCPE
I used to tell dad jokes.	550	cdev12399
Despite their efforts, the zookeepers could only watch in sadness as the beautiful red crowned crane finally succumbed to her illness.	550	HorrendousHexapod
People talk about the age of consent as if it's a fact of nature rather than a principle of law, as if there's something that happens at midnight on that particular birthday that makes you magically ready to have sex.	550	PistachioPug
“I’d love to take you out for dinner sometime, gorgeous girl. Will tomorrow work?”	550	ladybugsss21
My client, who wanted my to exorcise his home of an unknown spirit, let me in and introduced me to his wife.	549	Jesse-Cox
If I could just get the cold out of my fingers...	549	RedsyDevil