/r/TwoSentenceSadness

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Insanity is to do the same thing twice with an expectation of different results.

5 upvotes • Redneckwithwifi

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The officer arrested the man for DUI even when the man was saying "Do you know who I am?"

5 upvotes • shf500

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To the girl that told me that my Ex and I were such a good couple and he must really love me:

5 upvotes • Direct_Preference737

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My flight is paid for, I’m getting paid to go on this trip..

5 upvotes • justinaachan

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I cant wait to come home soon!

5 upvotes • theystolemyonions

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after a long day at work I was thinking about eating cereal

5 upvotes • coolkid917p

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The Sun danced with The Earth despite the tearful pleads from the other, until the Humans no longer demanded for the light of Day but for the darkness of Night, until The Moon replaced him with her graceful walts with the Stars.

5 upvotes • Otherwise_Notice6421

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Before the fall was a whole person.

5 upvotes • [deleted]

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My friends favorite hobby is listening to music, I asked the reason why?

5 upvotes • Ahoy_Mateey

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On the internet, some people claim that comments are meaningless.

5 upvotes • SerenSkies

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Insanity is to do the same thing twice with an expectation of different results.	5	Redneckwithwifi
The officer arrested the man for DUI even when the man was saying "Do you know who I am?"	5	shf500
To the girl that told me that my Ex and I were such a good couple and he must really love me:	5	Direct_Preference737
My flight is paid for, I’m getting paid to go on this trip..	5	justinaachan
I cant wait to come home soon!	5	theystolemyonions
after a long day at work I was thinking about eating cereal	5	coolkid917p
The Sun danced with The Earth despite the tearful pleads from the other, until the Humans no longer demanded for the light of Day but for the darkness of Night, until The Moon replaced him with her graceful walts with the Stars.	5	Otherwise_Notice6421
Before the fall was a whole person.	5	[deleted]
My friends favorite hobby is listening to music, I asked the reason why?	5	Ahoy_Mateey
On the internet, some people claim that comments are meaningless.	5	SerenSkies