/r/TwoSentenceSadness

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"For the last time son, you aren't depressed, now quit calling."

3642 upvotes • onixannon

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“Just close your eyes and think of something funny - it’ll only hurt for a second, and will be over before you know it” mama soothed, wiping a fresh tear away from my cheek.

3567 upvotes • [deleted]

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Using my last bit of air, I let out a gentle "meow."

3542 upvotes • foodatron

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I got laid off, lost my house, my wife left me, my kids won’t talk to me, and my dog got hit by a car.

3540 upvotes • joronimo99

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“We bought you pretty dresses, adorable dolls, expensive makeup; why did you try to kill yourself, my sweet Rosie?” the woman asked her child.

3530 upvotes • lacrimabant

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I called the rape hotline for help.

3500 upvotes • PresentlyFan

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Today my son went hunting alone for the first time.

3482 upvotes • n_Butylamine

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Today I travel back in time to kill the man who raped my mother.

3463 upvotes • [deleted]

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" I'm sorry sir but we have to send your wife home, and let nature take it's course."

3437 upvotes • officialPopeyes

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My crush asked me out today,

3421 upvotes • gabby_is_bored

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"For the last time son, you aren't depressed, now quit calling."	3642	onixannon
“Just close your eyes and think of something funny - it’ll only hurt for a second, and will be over before you know it” mama soothed, wiping a fresh tear away from my cheek.	3567	[deleted]
Using my last bit of air, I let out a gentle "meow."	3542	foodatron
I got laid off, lost my house, my wife left me, my kids won’t talk to me, and my dog got hit by a car.	3540	joronimo99
“We bought you pretty dresses, adorable dolls, expensive makeup; why did you try to kill yourself, my sweet Rosie?” the woman asked her child.	3530	lacrimabant
I called the rape hotline for help.	3500	PresentlyFan
Today my son went hunting alone for the first time.	3482	n_Butylamine
Today I travel back in time to kill the man who raped my mother.	3463	[deleted]
" I'm sorry sir but we have to send your wife home, and let nature take it's course."	3437	officialPopeyes
My crush asked me out today,	3421	gabby_is_bored