/r/TwoSentenceSadness

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When I was younger, my mother used to tell me, "Don't cry too much or you won't be able to cry in the future,"

433 upvotes • 5tar_k1ll3r

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I bought a porn DVD today and all I could see was a dark image of some fat cunt sitting there holding holding his cock. NSFW

433 upvotes • DrLemonUzU

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My son ran away from home after an argument we had.

432 upvotes • Armyhead3000

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"Who would take care of you when you're old?," said my coworker about me deciding not to have kids.

432 upvotes • JustAnotherYaoiFan

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I studied your face, your nose, your freckles, your lips and your eyes, even though they were shut.

432 upvotes • WeirdPetrichor24

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"He's just a child, he probably didn't mean it!"

432 upvotes • boyfriendaudio

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"Nope sorry, it definitely says two of every kind to continue the species, you'll have to stay behind"

432 upvotes • hodgetiger

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I bought my daughter one of those swimmable mermaid tails so she could swim like a mermaid in the pool.

432 upvotes • GuyAwks

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My period came early today.

432 upvotes • Napalm_Nancy_Yeet

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A child storms off to their room crying, behind the slammed door, the parents clearly hear a sobbing "I hate you!"

432 upvotes • ---handmade

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
When I was younger, my mother used to tell me, "Don't cry too much or you won't be able to cry in the future,"	433	5tar_k1ll3r
I bought a porn DVD today and all I could see was a dark image of some fat cunt sitting there holding holding his cock. NSFW	433	DrLemonUzU
My son ran away from home after an argument we had.	432	Armyhead3000
"Who would take care of you when you're old?," said my coworker about me deciding not to have kids.	432	JustAnotherYaoiFan
I studied your face, your nose, your freckles, your lips and your eyes, even though they were shut.	432	WeirdPetrichor24
"He's just a child, he probably didn't mean it!"	432	boyfriendaudio
"Nope sorry, it definitely says two of every kind to continue the species, you'll have to stay behind"	432	hodgetiger
I bought my daughter one of those swimmable mermaid tails so she could swim like a mermaid in the pool.	432	GuyAwks
My period came early today.	432	Napalm_Nancy_Yeet
A child storms off to their room crying, behind the slammed door, the parents clearly hear a sobbing "I hate you!"	432	---handmade