/r/TwoSentenceSadness

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I was astounded to see that the old man had left me a $100 tip at the table. NSFW

419 upvotes • EbolaNoodleSoup

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As the rickety boat bobbed aimlessly on the mist-laden sea, the sound of a foghorn grew louder and louder.

419 upvotes • SmeethGoder

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Buddy always hated when his human took him to the vet, but not today!

419 upvotes • pissfuck-mcshitcunt

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"Today's my birthday!"

419 upvotes • Chillrude

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He has always believed that things will get better, and it finally does.

419 upvotes • YesterdayClassic6919

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You stopped texting your dad to see if he found you important enough to text first? (real)

418 upvotes • Hello_kitty13

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They told me it's okay to embrace my sexual side. NSFW

418 upvotes • SqueakSquawk4

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"And you haven't eaten any peanuts since Sixth Grade?"

417 upvotes • ravenous0

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I smiled as I saw my cat sleeping on the sofa after I came home from work.

417 upvotes • unknown_11854

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Size doesn't matter, he told her, with love in his eyes

417 upvotes • sunshinexboba

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I was astounded to see that the old man had left me a $100 tip at the table. NSFW	419	EbolaNoodleSoup
As the rickety boat bobbed aimlessly on the mist-laden sea, the sound of a foghorn grew louder and louder.	419	SmeethGoder
Buddy always hated when his human took him to the vet, but not today!	419	pissfuck-mcshitcunt
"Today's my birthday!"	419	Chillrude
He has always believed that things will get better, and it finally does.	419	YesterdayClassic6919
You stopped texting your dad to see if he found you important enough to text first? (real)	418	Hello_kitty13
They told me it's okay to embrace my sexual side. NSFW	418	SqueakSquawk4
"And you haven't eaten any peanuts since Sixth Grade?"	417	ravenous0
I smiled as I saw my cat sleeping on the sofa after I came home from work.	417	unknown_11854
Size doesn't matter, he told her, with love in his eyes	417	sunshinexboba