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As a CSI agent, I tend to get pretty annoyed when someone’s phone starts ringing at a crime scene.

1 upvotes • unusualspider33
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Jim

1 upvotes • Johnnyturbo7779
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It made me so happy to see pictures of you and your step children being so happy together.

1 upvotes • CuriousProblemChild
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I wish you would just notice my pain.

1 upvotes • CuriousProblemChild
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Ahhh i am sooo happyyy i finally edited new type of antigen to created a man with perfect immune system NSFW

1 upvotes • xxTPMBTI
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"It's kind of a shame you ended up making it out."

1 upvotes • [deleted]
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"It's kind of a shame you ended up making it out."

1 upvotes • Hamster-Man-808
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I was the sole survivor of a botched military operation in Vietnam.

1 upvotes • London-Roma-1980
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I told him I would wait for him to come out of jail.

1 upvotes • ceo_of_the_apes
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Pebble

1 upvotes • jackalipeJack
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