/r/TwoSentenceSadness

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Everybody fawned over my sister after she announced her first pregnancy.

277 upvotes • IWriteYourStories

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I told my genie 2 wishes, 1st : to gather every woman in the world in the same place, 2nd : to kill the one who would be my soulmate.

276 upvotes • Jotaro_Kujo_Dolphin

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After another long day of meetings, spreadsheets, & resolving work drama, he left his home office to talk about work with his wife.

276 upvotes • TZ-13

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I finally lost my virginity NSFW

276 upvotes • spoonwije97

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Everyone asks why I’m afraid to sleep at night NSFW

276 upvotes • GirlNamedSpike

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With a flash of light, I saw my shadow cast on the wall. NSFW

276 upvotes • CaptainQuirky

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You know, the hardest part about being homeless isn't being constantly hungry or sleeping on cardboard.

275 upvotes • pokedark101

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My wife is finally pregnant!

275 upvotes • MidnightMiesterx

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"Dude, it's alright, you can tell me who the girl is," he insisted in spite of my repeated denial.

275 upvotes • [deleted]

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My kindergarteners knew to go to the closet and stay quiet as mice when the siren went off.

275 upvotes • MurkyRegret

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Everybody fawned over my sister after she announced her first pregnancy.	277	IWriteYourStories
I told my genie 2 wishes, 1st : to gather every woman in the world in the same place, 2nd : to kill the one who would be my soulmate.	276	Jotaro_Kujo_Dolphin
After another long day of meetings, spreadsheets, & resolving work drama, he left his home office to talk about work with his wife.	276	TZ-13
I finally lost my virginity NSFW	276	spoonwije97
Everyone asks why I’m afraid to sleep at night NSFW	276	GirlNamedSpike
With a flash of light, I saw my shadow cast on the wall. NSFW	276	CaptainQuirky
You know, the hardest part about being homeless isn't being constantly hungry or sleeping on cardboard.	275	pokedark101
My wife is finally pregnant!	275	MidnightMiesterx
"Dude, it's alright, you can tell me who the girl is," he insisted in spite of my repeated denial.	275	[deleted]
My kindergarteners knew to go to the closet and stay quiet as mice when the siren went off.	275	MurkyRegret