/r/TwoSentenceSadness

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I underwent LASIK eye surgery last month in order to see more of the world.

138 upvotes • GuyAwks

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''I'm going to miss you'' I said, each of us gripping the other.

138 upvotes • spittytheok

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"Can I use your phone to call my wife please?"

138 upvotes • HatchetXL

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I was distracted from the sight of my torn flesh by the ominous silence from where the backseat should have been.

138 upvotes • PistachioPug

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As the new year approaches...

138 upvotes • phakeusername1

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Almost everyone agrees that it isn’t okay to hit your pets.

138 upvotes • Misfortune13

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I see a group of people talking and laughing.

138 upvotes • CreepyFilth

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He strode forth from the weeds, whispering his goodbyes to the village as the world fell apart around us.

138 upvotes • Derrinmaloney

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"Rain rain go away come again another day" the children used to sing.

138 upvotes • prestigious_bigmac2

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The greatest day in history was when the superhero defeated his greatest nemesis by crushing his head into a pulp.

138 upvotes • SimbaTheSavage8

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I underwent LASIK eye surgery last month in order to see more of the world.	138	GuyAwks
''I'm going to miss you'' I said, each of us gripping the other.	138	spittytheok
"Can I use your phone to call my wife please?"	138	HatchetXL
I was distracted from the sight of my torn flesh by the ominous silence from where the backseat should have been.	138	PistachioPug
As the new year approaches...	138	phakeusername1
Almost everyone agrees that it isn’t okay to hit your pets.	138	Misfortune13
I see a group of people talking and laughing.	138	CreepyFilth
He strode forth from the weeds, whispering his goodbyes to the village as the world fell apart around us.	138	Derrinmaloney
"Rain rain go away come again another day" the children used to sing.	138	prestigious_bigmac2
The greatest day in history was when the superhero defeated his greatest nemesis by crushing his head into a pulp.	138	SimbaTheSavage8