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I smiled as my daughter raced back towards the house.

99 upvotes • DatLonerGirl
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The good news is we will be naming the disease after you

99 upvotes • [deleted]
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One pill makes you larger, and one pill makes you small.

99 upvotes • parker_thor789
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"It gets better," they all told me.

99 upvotes • totoropengyou
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Noone was ever happy anymore, I thought I should see at least one person smile, so I looked at myself in the mirror

99 upvotes • KalKal01
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I was so ecstatic when the Amazon package arrived that I hurriedly opened the box and dumped all its contents onto the floor.

99 upvotes • MuddySoles
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When I asked my therapist how to mourn the death of my best friend, they reccomended finding closure at their headstone.

98 upvotes • pthepuff
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Why does their mouth get tired after a few minutes, yet we have to be practically choked out by their penis.

98 upvotes • katscam
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I have so many sharp items around my room.

98 upvotes • EmotionalyJailed
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Even though you don't consider me a friend, I am still a friend all of you.

98 upvotes • eurotrashcc
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