/r/TwoSentenceSadness

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My mother would punish me severely if I don't mind my manners, which involved a lot of beating and starving.

1294 upvotes • snapeyaoilover

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I was so excited to chase after the tennis ball my tiny human threw for me that I didn't see the car before it was too late.

1294 upvotes • WriterOfManyWorlds

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‘You know how hard I worked for that coin; now get me a beer.’

1293 upvotes • Original-Loquat3788

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After being out as trans for a year, people were finally starting to see me as a boy.

1293 upvotes • ZacharyBenjaminTV

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"You're an amazing friend and I appreciate everything you had done for me"

1291 upvotes • UptownPotato

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The investors in the board meeting were bewildered by Jamie taking out a teddy bear.

1289 upvotes • Amal_Jayakumar

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Last week I celebrated my 15 year anniversary with my husband.

1287 upvotes • BookwyrmsRN

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My husband of 12 years has a list of women he slept with.

1286 upvotes • SteamingTheCat

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"Fuck, I should've just taken more," I said to myself regrettably.

1286 upvotes • AcceptableHeight308

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“Who are you and why are you in my house?”

1284 upvotes • part_time_writer

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My mother would punish me severely if I don't mind my manners, which involved a lot of beating and starving.	1294	snapeyaoilover
I was so excited to chase after the tennis ball my tiny human threw for me that I didn't see the car before it was too late.	1294	WriterOfManyWorlds
‘You know how hard I worked for that coin; now get me a beer.’	1293	Original-Loquat3788
After being out as trans for a year, people were finally starting to see me as a boy.	1293	ZacharyBenjaminTV
"You're an amazing friend and I appreciate everything you had done for me"	1291	UptownPotato
The investors in the board meeting were bewildered by Jamie taking out a teddy bear.	1289	Amal_Jayakumar
Last week I celebrated my 15 year anniversary with my husband.	1287	BookwyrmsRN
My husband of 12 years has a list of women he slept with.	1286	SteamingTheCat
"Fuck, I should've just taken more," I said to myself regrettably.	1286	AcceptableHeight308
“Who are you and why are you in my house?”	1284	part_time_writer