/r/TwoSentenceSadness
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"N'yello, this is Maria and I can't take a call for whatever reason, so leave a message and I'll get back to you as soon as I can!"
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I was the only person who could fit through the vent to cut the wires before the bomb went off, as they screamed “CUT THE RED AND THE YELLOW!!!”
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My blood ran cold when I heard the tires screeching just outside my house around the time my daughter was supposed to return from school.
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