/r/TwoSentenceSadness

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Dan thought to himself, if you can’t beat them, join them.

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I was relieved my cat would finally be coming home from the pet hospital

36 upvotes • LousiestRaccoon

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“You don’t actually love me,” she said.

36 upvotes • KThrowAway3454

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"Where is my wife? Where's Sarah?"

36 upvotes • ricarleite1

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It's my 6th birthday today! I think the invitations haven't been sent yet.

36 upvotes • beauxiee

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"Is there anything else I can help you find?" she asked, as I carried the step ladder through the store...

36 upvotes • jonnyinternet

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For the first time in three months, I reached out to shake my friend’s hand.

36 upvotes • Greygames2214

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As I was feeding my 5 month old niece her bottle I just wished she would stop flailing her arms around.

36 upvotes • some-guy-named-ET

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He was the last one to leave.

36 upvotes • Unusual_Magic

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Go kill yourself" he said.

36 upvotes • kittermeowmix

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Dan thought to himself, if you can’t beat them, join them.	36	votesmatter
I was relieved my cat would finally be coming home from the pet hospital	36	LousiestRaccoon
“You don’t actually love me,” she said.	36	KThrowAway3454
"Where is my wife? Where's Sarah?"	36	ricarleite1
It's my 6th birthday today! I think the invitations haven't been sent yet.	36	beauxiee
"Is there anything else I can help you find?" she asked, as I carried the step ladder through the store...	36	jonnyinternet
For the first time in three months, I reached out to shake my friend’s hand.	36	Greygames2214
As I was feeding my 5 month old niece her bottle I just wished she would stop flailing her arms around.	36	some-guy-named-ET
He was the last one to leave.	36	Unusual_Magic
Go kill yourself" he said.	36	kittermeowmix