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customer intentionally slapped some drinks out of my hand mate ill suplex u thru the table

5 upvotes • canaryyell0w

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I like working from home cause I can go to the near by local coffee shop after rush and get a good cold brew

4 upvotes • Micro-Mouse

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charli xcx featuring chappell roan

4 upvotes • -beachyhead-

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3 hours of sleep before my morning shift

4 upvotes • GlencoeCreekCulvert

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i’m leaking bro

4 upvotes • halfmarch

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I had a dream I met Beyoncé and she convinced me to have sex with her and we took a few pics and I ate her out then she left and told me to never contact her again or she’ll accuse me of sexually exploiting her.

4 upvotes • SonnySunshineGirl

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love island is the definition of trash tv. we really are cursed with an abundance of entertainment if this is all the people need

4 upvotes • StarfruitTX

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I’m supposed to move in with my bf soon but I haven’t pooped at his house yet wheat if I clog the toilet my first time.

4 upvotes • SonnySunshineGirl

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I have made it to work on time today

4 upvotes • Micro-Mouse

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so i uh thought i was buying a copy of pokemon black 2 right. well uh. the thing is. i bought pokemon black 1. and you see, i kinda sorta didnt notice the lack of a giant fucking 2 in the logo

4 upvotes • HuntaHuntaHunta

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
customer intentionally slapped some drinks out of my hand mate ill suplex u thru the table	5	canaryyell0w
I like working from home cause I can go to the near by local coffee shop after rush and get a good cold brew	4	Micro-Mouse
charli xcx featuring chappell roan	4	-beachyhead-
3 hours of sleep before my morning shift	4	GlencoeCreekCulvert
i’m leaking bro	4	halfmarch
I had a dream I met Beyoncé and she convinced me to have sex with her and we took a few pics and I ate her out then she left and told me to never contact her again or she’ll accuse me of sexually exploiting her.	4	SonnySunshineGirl
love island is the definition of trash tv. we really are cursed with an abundance of entertainment if this is all the people need	4	StarfruitTX
I’m supposed to move in with my bf soon but I haven’t pooped at his house yet wheat if I clog the toilet my first time.	4	SonnySunshineGirl
I have made it to work on time today	4	Micro-Mouse
so i uh thought i was buying a copy of pokemon black 2 right. well uh. the thing is. i bought pokemon black 1. and you see, i kinda sorta didnt notice the lack of a giant fucking 2 in the logo	4	HuntaHuntaHunta