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Doctor says I got to lose 55 pounds. I said, "Well, I'm losing you. That's 200 pounds right there."

609 upvotes • helloWorld2560

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Everytime when I hear "Missouri" this is what comes to my mind

567 upvotes • Ok_Necessary_645

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What is your favorite insult from the show? I’ll go first mine is “And you’re starting to get Lunch lady arms”

554 upvotes • Slaycons_revenge

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You and your peepee are gross

546 upvotes • makeliketome

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There is so much beauty in the world

545 upvotes • PhysicalScholar4238

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How did it take me this many watches to realize Ray could have closed the alien case 10 episodes ago?

544 upvotes • PoopPoes

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Excuse me, where did you get your shoelace tied?

537 upvotes • KingYondu

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GET DOWN GET DOWN

521 upvotes • JustRealizedImaIdiot

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Wait, where did Stan get the chair he hit Roger with...?

519 upvotes • TwoTheVictor

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"Learn English! LEARN! ENGLISH!"

513 upvotes • KingKabuki

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Doctor says I got to lose 55 pounds. I said, "Well, I'm losing you. That's 200 pounds right there."	609	helloWorld2560
Everytime when I hear "Missouri" this is what comes to my mind	567	Ok_Necessary_645
What is your favorite insult from the show? I’ll go first mine is “And you’re starting to get Lunch lady arms”	554	Slaycons_revenge
You and your peepee are gross	546	makeliketome
There is so much beauty in the world	545	PhysicalScholar4238
How did it take me this many watches to realize Ray could have closed the alien case 10 episodes ago?	544	PoopPoes
Excuse me, where did you get your shoelace tied?	537	KingYondu
GET DOWN GET DOWN	521	JustRealizedImaIdiot
Wait, where did Stan get the chair he hit Roger with...?	519	TwoTheVictor
"Learn English! LEARN! ENGLISH!"	513	KingKabuki