| I shot my neighbors goats because I’m coming up short of rent and need food | 10 | trichoTX | | | | |
| Where do all the trans octogenarians hang out? | 10 | bareley | | | | |
| I’ve snuck into longhorn stadium with my fav hooker | 9 | Imaginary_Egg_8470 | | | | |
| Compliment | 7 | Cute_Business74 | | | | |
| Good times | 5 | chillinonthecoast | | | | |
| how come | 5 | lucky_grypto | | | | |
| Omg, I was on a bus and a Pomeranian jumped on my lap and licked me! I was scared to death y’all | 4 | ThayerRex | | | | |
| Will Barton Springs see record breaking crowds this week? | 4 | LarryKingBabyHole | | | | |
| Serious question | 3 | Novel_Beautiful_1239 | | | | |
| Pubic farming? | 3 | aQuadrillionaire | | | | |
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