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Did you know, an opinion without 3.14 is an onion!

3 upvotes • kimmyCookie1

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I figured out why Teslas are expensive. It's because they charged a lot.

3 upvotes • frownQueen5

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My wallet is like an onion. When I open it it makes me cry.

3 upvotes • BlueberryKatie

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What physical part of a computer never stop working?

3 upvotes • 1katiekimchi

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How does a robot shave?

3 upvotes • seasaltKayla

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What's the worst thing a cop can say to a snowman?

3 upvotes • Embarrassed_Kiwi9101

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Named by Uncle

3 upvotes • Emons6

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Did you hear the rumour about becel butter?

3 upvotes • Visible-Growth6695

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My friend claims that he "accidentally" glued himself to his autobiography, but I don't believe him.

3 upvotes • madelineMilkCookie

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My girlfriend said: “You act like a detective too much. I want to split up…”

3 upvotes • kimiKimchi1

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Did you know, an opinion without 3.14 is an onion!	3	kimmyCookie1
I figured out why Teslas are expensive. It's because they charged a lot.	3	frownQueen5
My wallet is like an onion. When I open it it makes me cry.	3	BlueberryKatie
What physical part of a computer never stop working?	3	1katiekimchi
How does a robot shave?	3	seasaltKayla
What's the worst thing a cop can say to a snowman?	3	Embarrassed_Kiwi9101
Named by Uncle	3	Emons6
Did you hear the rumour about becel butter?	3	Visible-Growth6695
My friend claims that he "accidentally" glued himself to his autobiography, but I don't believe him.	3	madelineMilkCookie
My girlfriend said: “You act like a detective too much. I want to split up…”	3	kimiKimchi1